LEARNING MY THEATER LINES
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- Well, hello.
- Hallo!
- Hallo
- I do hope we're not late.
- Oh yeas. Cecily and Gwendolyn...er...eer...don't tell me...robin?...no, no.... cardinal?
- Wrong both times it's pigeon!
- Pigeon.Right.Cecily and Gwendolnn Pigeon.
- You don't spell it like walter pigeon. You spell it like coo coo pigeon
- how do u do
- How d'yew dew
- this is ever so nice isn't gwen?
- Lovely, and much nicer than our flat. Do you have help?
- Well...isn't this nice i was telling felix yesterdfay about how we happened to meet
- oh? who's felic?
- he is!
- oh yes of couse. i'm so sorry
- What did?
- Stuck in the elevator again.
- no kidding what happened?
- nothing much i'm afraid
- And ever soo much cooler than our place
- It's like equatorial africa on our side of the building
- er..i'm working on it
- actually it's impossib;e to get a night's sleep. Cec and I really don't know what to do.
- Why don't you sleep with an airconditioner?
- we haven't got one
- I know but we have.
- Oh you! I told you about that one didn't i cec!
- They say it may rain on friday
- oh?
- aLTHOUGH sometimes it gets hotter after it rains
- yes, it does doesn't it?
- wouldn't you girls?
- Well, I wouldn't put up a struggle.
- Oh...a double vodka
- Cecily not before dinner
- A small double codka! and for the beautiful mother hen?
- Oh i'd like something cool. I think I would like to have a double drambuie with some crushed ice....unless you don't have the crushed ice
- FROM ENGLAND
- YES THAT'S RIGHT
- HE LIVES IN BUFFALO. THAT'S UPSTATE IN NEW YORK.
- YES WE KNOW.
- YOU KNOW MY BROTHER?
- NO WE KNOW THAT BUFFALO IS UPSTATE IN NEW YORK
- UH HUH JUST VISITING?
- NO WE LIVE HERE!
- YES WE'RE SECRETARIES FOR SLENDERAMA
- YOU KNOW THE HEALTH CLUB
- PEOPLE BRING US THEIR BODIES AND WE DO WONDERFUL THINGS WITH THEM.
- ACTUALLY IF YOU'RE INTERESTIED WE CAN GET YOU TEN PERCENT OFF.
- OH! FASCINATEING!
- WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS FROM?
- FROM THE NEWS
- OH, YES OF COURSE, SILLY ME...
- WELL IF YOU DO SOMETHING SPECTACULAR, MAYBE I WILL.
- OH, WE'VE DONE SPECTACULAR THINGS BUT I DON'T THINK WE'D WANT IT SPREAD ALL OVER THE TELLY DO YOU GWEN?
- IT'S SUCH A LARGE APARTMENT, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SHOUT.
- JUST YOU TWO BACHES LIVE HERE?
- OH SMALL WORL. WE'VE CUT THE DINGY LOOSE TOO AS THEY SAY.
- Well you couldn't HAVE A BETTER MATHED FOURSOME COULD YOU?
- NO, I SUPPOSE NOT.
- ALTHOUGH TECHNICALLY, I'M A WIDOW. I WAS DIVORCING MY HUSBAND BUT HE DIED BEFORE THE FINAL PAPERS CAMER THROUGH
- I'M ALFULLY SORRY. IT'S A TERRIBLE THING ISN'T IT?DIVORCE.
- IT CAN BE...IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE RIGHT SOLICITOR.
- YES IT CAN BE AN AWFUL BOTHER.
- BUT OF COUSRSE, THAT'S ALL WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE NOW, EH?...ER...I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, BUT I THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR NAME.
- FELIX
- OH YES. FELIX
- LIKE THE CAT.
- WELL THE PIGEONS WILL HAVE TO BE AWARE OF THE CAT WON'T THEY?
- THEY LIVE WITH THEIR MOTHER
- I IMAGINE YOU MUST MISS THEM TERRIBLY
- WHENEVER I'M NOT THERE. IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL SO EARLY, I'D GO OVER AND MAKE THEM BREAKFAST. THEY LOVE MY FRENCH TOAST.
- YOU'RE CERTAINLY A DEVOTED FATEHER
- NO, SHE'S THE MOTHER. MY WIFE.
- THE ONE YOU'RE DIVORCING?
- I KNOW. I KNOW. THAT'S HER FRANCES.
- OH, SHE'S PRETTY. ISN'T SHE PRETTY CECY?
- THANK YOU.ISN'T THIS NICE?
- THERE'S NO ONE IN THE PICTURE.
- I KNOW IT'S A PICTURE OF OUR LIVING ROOM WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL APARTMENT
- OH YES.PRETTY. VERY PRETTY
- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME POTATO CHIPS?
- YOU MUSTN'T BE ASHAMED. I THINK IT'S A RARE QUALITY IN A MAN TO BE ABLE TO CRY.
- YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE.
- IT'S SO REFRESHING TO HEAR A MAN SPEAK SO HIGHLY OF THE WOMAN HE'S DIVORCING!...OH DEAR. NOW YOU'VE GOT ME THINKING ABOUT POOR SYDNEY.
- OH GWEEN PLEASE DON'T
- IT WAS A GOOD MARRIAGE AT FIRST. EVERYONE SAID SO. DIDN'T THEY CECILY? NOT LIKE YOU AND GEORGE.
- ISN'T THIS RIDICULOUS?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON. I WAS FEELING SO GOOD A FEW MINUTES AGO.
- JUST LET IT POUR OUT. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL MUCH BETTER. I ALWAYS DO.
- OH DEAR, OH DEAR, OH DEAR
- HE'S A WALKING SOAP OPERA
- I THINK HE'S THE DEAREST THING I'VE EVER MET.
- LEAVE IT ALONE!
- FELIX CAN WE LOOK AT IT?
- A WONDERFUL IDEA.
- I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA. WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE POT LUCK IN THE KITCHEN?
- THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I EVER HEARD.
- OF COURSE IT'S AWFULLY HOT UP THERE. YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR JACKETS.
- CAN'T YOU MAKE IT FOUR? I'M SUDDENLY STARVING TO DEATH.
- DON'T FORGET THE WINE.
- AND A CORKSCREW
- AND FELIX.
- TA TA!
- TA TA!